Dear mom,

While I can appreciate the allure of homemade granola, I do have a small, teensy request: if, in the event of total granola burnage and taste anilhilation, could you please not keep it and foist it off on my unsuspecting person? It really ruins my whole yogurt experience.

throwing away my yogurt,
Wren

Dear Long-tail Cast On,

Honestly, you are my favorite cast on, even if I'm not all that fond of cast ons in general. And yet, YET, you thwart me at every turn, causing me to cast on the same stitches over and over and over again until I don't have half a skein of yarn left ove on the wrong end of things. Really. Shape up, L-TCO, or I'm leaving you for that sexy Twisted German cast on. He's FOREIGN.

Yeah, just think about that.

Ripping out yet another set of stitches,
Wren